Wakwak (Writing Challenge Day 27)

A horde of angry naked men rush from stage right to stage left.

 

A loud shriek from stage left.

 

A horde of terrified men rush from stage left to stage right.

 

A flying vagina chases them

 

MANDUDUROG

Waaaaaak! Waaaaaak! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

 

The flying vagina’s wings get cut off.

 

FLYING VAGINA

You bitch.