Updated, includes part 2

Deelaytful

When the curtain falls, we see RICK inside a room of a motel. Knock. Rick doesn’t budge. The door opens and JOE enters.

RICK You’re late.

JOE Sorry po. Daming tao sa Recto. Punong-puno ‘yung LRT. Kayo po ‘yung nagmessage sa Planet Romeo? Sir, ako ‘yung Joe. Ready na kayo? Ano pong massage natin? Thai? Swedish? Shiatsu?

RICK Magkano.

JOE 500 po isang oras.

RICK Magkano.

JOE Sir?

RICK Extra Service. Happy Ending. Ano mang tawag doon. Magkano.

JOE Sir naman.

RICK ‘Wag mo nang patagalin. Magkano.

JOE Regular rate, sir.

RICK Tingin mo alam ko regular rate niyo?

JOE Nasa site po, seven hundred.

RICK All-in?

JOE Chupa, sir.

RICK Fuck.

JOE Pag kantot, sir, one-two.

RICK Ikaw titira sa ’kin?

JOE Opo, sir.

RICK Ako chuchupa?

JOE Opo, malaki ‘to, sir.

RICK Ayoko.

JOE Sir, regular rate na po ‘yan. Tingnan mo pa buong Planet Romeo, wala nang…

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