Bitch in Iambic

You are a slut, that is for sure, and that

I know; like how you whored with my own man,

Fellating him in bright corners for all

To see what you have done to Joshua’s cock,

Your hubris seeks the limelight for yourself,

Your only asset – your vagina – wow,

When heart nor brain nor tongue can you bring out

And all the women clap to your success

Defaming whorishness as fem’nism

And all the men would laugh and harden up

And take you home to bang you ‘til you cough

But they’d bow down to me and take my hand

And lead me to their mom’s ancestral home

And lift my head and smile forevermore

‘Cause I am beautiful and brilliant, too

And definitely not a slut like you.