Tag Archive: disney

When You Wish Upon a Star

Thou that illuminates the Eastern sky; celestial gas, queen of the deep night, thou that shines off lampposts and candlelights and cigarettes, twinkle, trinkle, tinkle star: thou that the astronomers fantasize; that the… Continue reading

Some Day My Prince Will Come

We would sit by the fireplace and drink hot cocoa with marshmallows, while soft jazz plays from the stereo. He would take my withered hand and put it on his chest as we’d… Continue reading

Disney Princes from Least Gay to Gayest

Magic mirror on the wall Who is the cattiest one of them all? As a follow-up to a previous post, Disney Princesses from Least Slutty to Sluttiest, I thought it just fair to… Continue reading

Disney Princesses from Least Slutty to Sluttiest

Mirror, mirror on the wall Who is the sluttiest one of all? It was never a secret that I’ve always been a big fan of the Disney Princesses franchise. Yes, I took my… Continue reading